Soldiers in a Can
(SIAC) 
 SIAC Capabilities and History


Whether pushing back the enemy or clearing a trail of harmful wildlife this product works wonders.

 Additional uses are:

 Pressure dressing; with 7 sausages per can you can really make your way across a battlefield.
 Tracking device;  7 shots per can---maintain radio silence while hitting members of your platoon with these sausages. 
Once hit follow the smell to "link" back up with your platoon.
 Signal Amplification;  wrap a sausage around your antenna to boost your signal strength 10 fold.
 Octane Booster;  the liquid the sausages are immersed in acts as an octane booster for any motorized vehicle
The Military has a team of researchers testing new ways in which to employ these links as force multipliers.
I will update as new data becomes available--what I can tell you now is--don't eat them.
Rumors are they have proven to be the Soldier's "fruit cake"


SIAC Video
The never before seen SIAC video has been approved and is now available for viewing!
Click on the image of the sausage that is right for you.

 

Low Speed Connection (12mb's)
High Speed Connection (35mb's)


Unclassified SIAC Formations are located on the next page


Tragedy Strikes  
Click on the image of the sausage that is right for you.

Low Speed Connection (12mb's)
High Speed Connection (35mb's)




Previous Report on the SIAC disclosed as Misinformation      
By order of Colonel Kielbasa only the 35mb video has been made available.
Click on the image below



Below is a Blooper Video that I was strong-armed into publicizing
Please send any comments you may have to JeffreyDuCharme@hawkpilot.com
We do on the other hand hope you enjoy it.




Click Here to view the SIAC Coin
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